Only a mothe r could love this liver
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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