So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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