Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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