i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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