goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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