oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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