video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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