That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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