Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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