He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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