it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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