using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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