What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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