if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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