Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
