I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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