I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
