...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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