My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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