Small penises have feelings too.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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