google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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