Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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