he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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