I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Success! We fucked roommates!
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