How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
