She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Randomize
