curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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