nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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