Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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