I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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