But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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