you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Enjoy the penises
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Will exercising make me less horny?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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