Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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