He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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