by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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