She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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