just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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