new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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