No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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