Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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