I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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