I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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