So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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