Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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