I understand why you refuse to be sober now
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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