I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
If its not for food we ain't going out.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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