hell yes lets make some ravioli
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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