I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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