The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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