when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
