I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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