i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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