just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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